I'd always heard there was an outdoor skating rink in SLC, but I never knew where it was. I found out in August when we went to the Peter, Bjorn, & John concert, because the ice rink is in the same plaza.
So last night, I gathered up a group of people to strap on some skates and slide around for a couple hours.
It was Kyle, Mikey, Caleb, Mike, Jake, Sara, Johnny and me. The whole downtown area was decorated with Christmas lights, and it looked wonderful.
I hadn't skated since I lived in Japan, and was surprised at how easily it came back to me. The rink wasn't too crowded, and we all had lots of fun.
Johnny and Sara both grew up playing hockey, and were great skaters. Johnny kept threatening to body check me, but he never did. I guess he knew I'd totally kick his butt.
After skating, we decided we needed to warm up a bit, so Mike, Jake, Kyle, and I went to Squatters for a few beers, where we were joined by Brian. It ended up being a night of several beers at many different places. It's a good thing I didn't have to work today.
Friday, December 14, 2007
Thursday, December 13, 2007
Accidentally Inebriated
It seemed like Monday's drive back from Vegas was extra long, probably because of a nasty combination of weather and traffic. I finally got home just after 7; but no more than ten minutes after I set my suitcase down, Neil and Kyle knocked on the door looking for drinking buddies to join them at The Republican. How could I say no?
As soon as we walked in the door, Neil bought us each an Irish Car Bomb, which I'd never had before, but was pretty tasty. John joined us for a while, too, and even though it wasn't a very late night, it wasn't a very sober night, either.
As soon as we walked in the door, Neil bought us each an Irish Car Bomb, which I'd never had before, but was pretty tasty. John joined us for a while, too, and even though it wasn't a very late night, it wasn't a very sober night, either.
Prep Time
Today was my last day of work this year. I don't fly home until Saturday, but I decided to start my leave a little early because the rest of the week is booked solid and I hate packing in a hurry. Also, I'd like to get a little snowboarding in. I've got plenty of leave, so I might as well use it.
Wednesday, December 12, 2007
The Power Of Five Keeps The Love Alive
When I was in Air Force Basic Training, we didn't have much contact with the outside world. After graduation, however, we were allowed to once again enjoy the luxuries of watching television and listening to music. The day after we graduated, a guy in my flight was wearing his headphones and offered me a listen. When he pushed play, I heard the most sugary, energetic song the world has ever known. It was "Wannabe" by the The Spice Girls. Little did I know what a phenom they'd become.
You can laugh all you want, but I'm not ashamed to admit I bought both of their albums and even saw Spiceworld in the theatre (which wasn't THAT bad). They came through Vegas in '99, but it was after Geri split from the group, and it just wasn't the same. So a few weeks ago, when they announced their reunion tour and Tanya asked if I was interested, she was met with a resounding "YES!"
The show was Sunday night, the second of three sold-out shows in Vegas. Also in attendance were Posh's husband David Beckham, Tom Cruise, and Katie Holmes. There was no opening act, and even though the show started an hour late, nobody seemed to care. As soon as the lights went out, the crowd went wild. Suddenly, on the stage, there were those five ladies, looking almost doll-like. The music started pumping, and we all started dancing to the latin beat of "Spice Up Your Life." It was near impossible not to feel all tingly, especially when Scary shouted out, "People of the world!" and the crowd, hands in the air, responded, "Spice up your life!"
It was a very high production show. They sang all their hits, even the ones made famous without Geri. The middle section consisted mostly of each girl's solo work. Highlights included Mel B's S&M-induced cover of Lenny Kravitz's "Are You Gonna Go My Way?" and Geri's vamped up "It's Raining Men."
But by far, the best thing about the show was the overwhelming sense of pure fun. Every person in the audience was on their feet and dancing the whole time. And each Spice Girl was there to do whatever it took to keep it that way.
The encore was "Wannabe," because you know they're not leaving until they sing it. That was followed by a reprise of "Spice Up Your Life," which wasn't just a request to the crowd. It was a demand to the world.
You can laugh all you want, but I'm not ashamed to admit I bought both of their albums and even saw Spiceworld in the theatre (which wasn't THAT bad). They came through Vegas in '99, but it was after Geri split from the group, and it just wasn't the same. So a few weeks ago, when they announced their reunion tour and Tanya asked if I was interested, she was met with a resounding "YES!"
The show was Sunday night, the second of three sold-out shows in Vegas. Also in attendance were Posh's husband David Beckham, Tom Cruise, and Katie Holmes. There was no opening act, and even though the show started an hour late, nobody seemed to care. As soon as the lights went out, the crowd went wild. Suddenly, on the stage, there were those five ladies, looking almost doll-like. The music started pumping, and we all started dancing to the latin beat of "Spice Up Your Life." It was near impossible not to feel all tingly, especially when Scary shouted out, "People of the world!" and the crowd, hands in the air, responded, "Spice up your life!"
It was a very high production show. They sang all their hits, even the ones made famous without Geri. The middle section consisted mostly of each girl's solo work. Highlights included Mel B's S&M-induced cover of Lenny Kravitz's "Are You Gonna Go My Way?" and Geri's vamped up "It's Raining Men."
But by far, the best thing about the show was the overwhelming sense of pure fun. Every person in the audience was on their feet and dancing the whole time. And each Spice Girl was there to do whatever it took to keep it that way.
The encore was "Wannabe," because you know they're not leaving until they sing it. That was followed by a reprise of "Spice Up Your Life," which wasn't just a request to the crowd. It was a demand to the world.
Pranks and Pleasures
Saturday night, while we were down on the Strip, Megan and Ali got separated from the rest of the crowd. They called and said not to worry, and that they'd find their own way back to Kari and John Paul's place. But Sunday morning, we all woke up to find no trace of Megan or Ali. You can imagine our surprise when they finally got back and told us they'd gotten married the night before, especially since they'd never met before that weekend.
But then again, we had more important things to handle, like getting ready for the Spice Girls that night. All the girls dressed up as a different Spice. This featured...
Tanya as Baby Spice...
Dawn as Scary Spice...
Megan as Posh Spice...
Kim as Sporty Spice...
and Kari and Ginger Spice.
All the girls put so much time and effort into their outfits, and when we finally saw them all together, it was really impressive.
The excitement before the big show was undeniable.
After the show, we all had a bite at In-N-Out Burger, then split up. While some went home to sleep, Tanya, Caleb, Megan, Ali, and I decided to enjoy Vegas a little more. We went to one of my old haunts, the Champagnes Cafe. It's got a vintage Vegas feel, with big leather booths, velvet wallpaper, and great martinis. I hadn't been there since 2002, and it hadn't changed a bit. Frank Sinatra was playing on the jukebox, and it was a perfect way to end our evening.
By the way, Megan and Ali didn't really get married. They just wanted to get a rise out of Kim. And it worked.
But then again, we had more important things to handle, like getting ready for the Spice Girls that night. All the girls dressed up as a different Spice. This featured...
Tanya as Baby Spice...
Dawn as Scary Spice...
Megan as Posh Spice...
Kim as Sporty Spice...
and Kari and Ginger Spice.
All the girls put so much time and effort into their outfits, and when we finally saw them all together, it was really impressive.
The excitement before the big show was undeniable.
After the show, we all had a bite at In-N-Out Burger, then split up. While some went home to sleep, Tanya, Caleb, Megan, Ali, and I decided to enjoy Vegas a little more. We went to one of my old haunts, the Champagnes Cafe. It's got a vintage Vegas feel, with big leather booths, velvet wallpaper, and great martinis. I hadn't been there since 2002, and it hadn't changed a bit. Frank Sinatra was playing on the jukebox, and it was a perfect way to end our evening.
By the way, Megan and Ali didn't really get married. They just wanted to get a rise out of Kim. And it worked.
Sunday, December 09, 2007
Caravan
I'm in Vegas right now. Yesterday morning, we road-tripped down here; Dawn and Tanya rode with Kim, Ali and Caleb with me. We're staying with Kari and John Paul, people I'd never met before but are very hospitable. All the girls went to school together, so there's lots of inside jokes and giggling.
Last night, we went down to the Strip, ate, and did a little shopping. There was a big fight at the MGM, and it was amazingly crowded. Tanya had never walked down the Strip before, and I think it was a little overwhelming. Regardless, it's always fun to be in this city, and we're already having a good time. Pictures and details of the main event will come later.
Last night, we went down to the Strip, ate, and did a little shopping. There was a big fight at the MGM, and it was amazingly crowded. Tanya had never walked down the Strip before, and I think it was a little overwhelming. Regardless, it's always fun to be in this city, and we're already having a good time. Pictures and details of the main event will come later.
Friday, December 07, 2007
Three Amigos
The Dinki are moving from Seattle to St. Louis. Trish and Roxy already flew there, but Paul is driving, so Don flew up to Seattle to keep him company along the drive. Last night, they came through Utah, and spent the night at my place. It had been over two years since I'd seen either one of them, and they hadn't changed a bit. We stayed up late talking and making crude jokes. It was just like old times. What's even better is I'll be seeing them again in a couple weeks.
So Fresh, So Clean
On a scale of 1 to 10 (1 being a total slob and 10 being immaculate), I'd rate myself about a 7 on cleanliness. I'm expecting a visitor or two tonight, so I spent all last night bringing my place up to at least an 8.5. There's nothing fun about cleaning one's bathroom, but somehow, listening to Le Tigre the whole time makes it a little better.
Wednesday, December 05, 2007
Open Book - Mad Props #7
Last night, I finished "The Abstinence Teacher," the fifth novel by Tom Perrotta, which was just published in October. What turned me on to his writing was Election, a film based on his second novel (and one of my favourite movies ever). Since then, I've read all his books. Each is very true-to-life, and punctuated with humour and heartache. His characters are likeable, even when they're making stupid mistakes (see the novel or film "Little Children"). I just found some of his short stories, articles, and essays on his website, which should keep me occupied for a while. There's also a great interview on The Onion's AV Club here. So, Mad Props to Tom Perrotta. Already, I can't wait for his next book.
Tuesday, December 04, 2007
Food Science
Last night, I threw together some chili. I didn't eat any, though, because I think chili is best when it stews for a day or so. Plus, I never really know how it's gonna turn out. I don't have a set recipe, so sometimes I add extra tofu or less black beans. Sometimes I add chipotle or leave out the garlic. It's never the same, but sometimes it's better than others.
I came home for lunch today just to try it out. I don't know exactly what I did, but this batch turned out phenomenally. My main goal was to make it a little soupier than last time, which was so thick it almost bent my spoon. This one also has a little more kick, which I appreciate. I stored what I didn't eat, which should hopefully last me all week. Cooking for one isn't easy, and chili is the ultimate bachelor food.
I came home for lunch today just to try it out. I don't know exactly what I did, but this batch turned out phenomenally. My main goal was to make it a little soupier than last time, which was so thick it almost bent my spoon. This one also has a little more kick, which I appreciate. I stored what I didn't eat, which should hopefully last me all week. Cooking for one isn't easy, and chili is the ultimate bachelor food.
Monday, December 03, 2007
Whomever discovered the many uses of cocoa should be made King of the Universe.
Since I worked today, last night was kinda chill. The main thing I did was make fudge. I just had the first piece a minute ago, and seriously, we could get invaded by giant Richard Simmons monsters from outer space, and I wouldn't care. It's THAT GOOD.
Nobody's Home
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? The dread of not being able to find your phone. I worked today (Johnny is in Disney World this week with Sara and her family), and it was kinda hectic getting ready this morning. After I'd been at work for a while, I reached into my pocket and realised it wasn't there. I figured I'd just left it at home. No big deal. But when I got home I couldn't find it anywhere. Panic ensued.
Here's a brief list of the thoughts that went through my mind:
"Where the F is my phone?"
"I'll just have someone call it, and see if I can hear it."
"How can I get a hold of someone when I don't have my phone?"
"Well, I'll just text them."
"Duh, Curtis! You need your phone for that, too."
I ended up retracing my steps this morning, which included taking a trip back onto base. I found it next to one of the computers at work, and let out a huge sigh of relief. I can be such a bonehead sometimes.
Here's a brief list of the thoughts that went through my mind:
"Where the F is my phone?"
"I'll just have someone call it, and see if I can hear it."
"How can I get a hold of someone when I don't have my phone?"
"Well, I'll just text them."
"Duh, Curtis! You need your phone for that, too."
I ended up retracing my steps this morning, which included taking a trip back onto base. I found it next to one of the computers at work, and let out a huge sigh of relief. I can be such a bonehead sometimes.
Sunday, December 02, 2007
I get a little warm in my heart when I think of Winter
After the concert last night, we went to Jeff's place for games and bourbon. We started off with Twister. Here's a tip: never play Twister with Trevan. That boy is ruthless.
I'm sure all the alcohol we drank didn't help much, either.
From there, we migrated to a game of Settlers--another game best played not under the influence, especially when Pete had never played before and was definitely trying Trevan's patience.
Did I mention there was booze involved?
Needless to say, we all crashed on Jeff's floor. Pete got the munchies at 3 AM and totally delved into some ice cream. Those guys are a riot.
When we woke up this morning, we were delighted to find several inches of fresh snow had fallen. We dressed and headed to breakfast at The Bakery, where I had the best croissant ever.
Everyone else had stuff to do the rest of the day, but I decided to take advantage of my time in SLC. I took care of a little Christmas shopping and went to see Before The Devil Knows You're Dead. It was pretty intense, but I really liked it. Then I had some afternoon coffee with Jonathan and Freddie.
After coffee, I was going to head home, but as I passed Liberty Park, I couldn't help but notice how lovely it looked with a fresh blanket of snow. So I took these pictures.
The pond was almost frozen over, and the poor ducks had no clue what to do. I wished I had some bread to feed them.
I wasn't exactly dressed to trek around in the snow, so my feet were pretty soaked after a few minutes, but it was worth it. The branches of the trees hung so low under the weight of the snow, and it got me all excited. Not just for snowboarding, but for hanging indoors with friends and hot cocoa and going home for Christmas.
I'm sure all the alcohol we drank didn't help much, either.
From there, we migrated to a game of Settlers--another game best played not under the influence, especially when Pete had never played before and was definitely trying Trevan's patience.
Did I mention there was booze involved?
Needless to say, we all crashed on Jeff's floor. Pete got the munchies at 3 AM and totally delved into some ice cream. Those guys are a riot.
When we woke up this morning, we were delighted to find several inches of fresh snow had fallen. We dressed and headed to breakfast at The Bakery, where I had the best croissant ever.
Everyone else had stuff to do the rest of the day, but I decided to take advantage of my time in SLC. I took care of a little Christmas shopping and went to see Before The Devil Knows You're Dead. It was pretty intense, but I really liked it. Then I had some afternoon coffee with Jonathan and Freddie.
After coffee, I was going to head home, but as I passed Liberty Park, I couldn't help but notice how lovely it looked with a fresh blanket of snow. So I took these pictures.
The pond was almost frozen over, and the poor ducks had no clue what to do. I wished I had some bread to feed them.
I wasn't exactly dressed to trek around in the snow, so my feet were pretty soaked after a few minutes, but it was worth it. The branches of the trees hung so low under the weight of the snow, and it got me all excited. Not just for snowboarding, but for hanging indoors with friends and hot cocoa and going home for Christmas.
We have a piper down!
Jeff's sister, DeAnn, has been playing the bagpipes since she was 14, and is now the pipe major for the Utah Pipe Band. They had a concert last night at the University of Utah, so a big group of us went. It was a two hour show featuring classic Scottish tunes, as well as a few Christmas carols. They even had dancers. I never realised how loud bagpipes are, or how catchy the tunes can be.
Saturday, December 01, 2007
Messing With A Southern Girl
It seems nearly every album Tori Amos releases nowadays is a concept album of some sort. Her latest, "American Doll Posse," is written from the perspective of four different alter-egos. On the tour supporting this album, Tori appears as one of these alter-egos for the first part of the show, then, after a brief set change, returns as herself for the remainder. Tanya, Caleb, Kim, Brad, and I went to last night's performance in SLC, where we were treated to "Pip," her darkest and most confrontational character.
This show was very different than last time we saw her. Before, it was only Tori and her piano. This time, she had a three-piece band. Even though last time had the "less is more" concept, this time somehow seemed more intimate.
As always, she threw in some classics like "Crucify," "Caught A Lite Sneeze," and "Pretty Good Year," plus a cover of Neil Young's "Heart of Gold." The band had a very full sound, and they played well off each other's energy, including two encores.
To be honest, I've kinda lost interest in Tori's albums over the years, but her live shows never disappoint. She's so cute, and seems so grateful to be performing. And I was grateful to see her.
This show was very different than last time we saw her. Before, it was only Tori and her piano. This time, she had a three-piece band. Even though last time had the "less is more" concept, this time somehow seemed more intimate.
As always, she threw in some classics like "Crucify," "Caught A Lite Sneeze," and "Pretty Good Year," plus a cover of Neil Young's "Heart of Gold." The band had a very full sound, and they played well off each other's energy, including two encores.
To be honest, I've kinda lost interest in Tori's albums over the years, but her live shows never disappoint. She's so cute, and seems so grateful to be performing. And I was grateful to see her.
Thursday, November 29, 2007
Deer in Headlights
As I look at my calendar for the next few months, I see it's nearly full. Concerts, short trips, friends visiting, long trips, out-processing appointments, etc. Hopefully, I'll be able to fit some snowboarding in. (We finally got an accumulation of snow!) I have the tendency to get overwhelmed and a little stressed when I have a lot on my plate. I just need to remind myself that everything will get taken care of in due time, and to have as much fun as possible along the way.
Wednesday, November 28, 2007
Spin Spin Sugar
I had several errands to run after work today, which helped me justify skipping the gym. When I got home, I decided to make a batch of cookies. But what ended up happening is I made a big bowl of cookie dough and ate a rather large portion of it before I even turned the oven on. The hyperactivity induced from all the raw sugar I've consumed ensures I won't be sleeping for several hours. On the bright side, I've cleaned my entire bathroom and done a few loads of laundry. I somehow doubt I'll have the energy to go to the gym, though.
Tuesday, November 27, 2007
Show Me Your Soul
Yesterday, Jeff, Trevan, and I went strolling through Salt Lake City Cemetery. It's a huge burial ground, and we walked around for most of the afternoon.
The majority of people buried there were members of the LDS church, including several past presidents of the church, such as this headstone for John Taylor (president number three).
Many of the older headstones had multiple wives listed. And something sad that was also very common was the large number of infants laid to rest.
We also happened to see a couple Suttons. Possibly distant relatives?
Walking around the cemetery wasn't morbid or depressing at all. In fact, it was a reminder of how fortunate I am to be alive, here and now.
The majority of people buried there were members of the LDS church, including several past presidents of the church, such as this headstone for John Taylor (president number three).
Many of the older headstones had multiple wives listed. And something sad that was also very common was the large number of infants laid to rest.
We also happened to see a couple Suttons. Possibly distant relatives?
Walking around the cemetery wasn't morbid or depressing at all. In fact, it was a reminder of how fortunate I am to be alive, here and now.
Monday, November 26, 2007
Like that part in Back to the Future when Michael J. Fox's image starts to disappear from the picture. But worse.
I did something really stupid the other day. I was trying to free up some space on my computer, and accidentally deleted nearly all the pictures I had on here. Somehow, I still have the thumbnails in iPhoto, but I can't enlarge or edit them. I'm not sure if there's any way to get them back, and I'm so upset with myself. I think I might try to make an appointment at the Genius Bar in the Apple Store in SLC to see if they can help me. Most have been uploaded to flickr, so it's not a total loss; but I'd still be better off with them on my computer. This is why I should never be allowed near any electronics more complex than a remote control.
Sunday, November 25, 2007
Roll of the Dice
Last night, Caleb and Tanya had a game night at their house. We ended up playing Yahtzee, and I've never seen people get so excited about rolling dice (when it's not for money). We were all screaming, jumping, and waving our arms around. Caleb was especially ecstatic when I rolled this Yahtzee (all 2s). That crowd cracks me up.
Saturday, November 24, 2007
Hark! Who Be Dat Singin'?
Wednesday afternoon, I got out all my Christmas CDs in anticipation of today, the official start of the Christmas season. I spent all afternoon in SLC, and listened to my holiday music all the way down and all the way back. Despite the chilly weather outside, I'm very warm inside now.
Friday, November 23, 2007
A Very, Very, Very Fine House
I just got back from a wonderful Thanksgiving Day at Drew and Becky's. Their house was full of family from both sides, and I felt very at home. One thing I noticed in particular was the relationship Drew has with his parents and sister. They seem so laid back around each other. They fit together well, and I could tell their bond was genuine and honest and loving.
I believe my family is pretty well-adjusted, but we're not exactly the Waltons. I take partial responsibility, especially since I sometimes go weeks without calling my parents, and only talk to my brother when I go home (which isn't very often). But every time I do go home, I always seem to pick up new things about my family. A story from when my parents were dating. A characteristic of my brother's personality. A particular trait I inherited from my Mom.
I'm going home in about three weeks, and I can't wait. What I'm most thankful for this year is my family.
I believe my family is pretty well-adjusted, but we're not exactly the Waltons. I take partial responsibility, especially since I sometimes go weeks without calling my parents, and only talk to my brother when I go home (which isn't very often). But every time I do go home, I always seem to pick up new things about my family. A story from when my parents were dating. A characteristic of my brother's personality. A particular trait I inherited from my Mom.
I'm going home in about three weeks, and I can't wait. What I'm most thankful for this year is my family.
Thursday, November 22, 2007
Time Flies
Today was the longest day ever. I guess it's to be expected right before a four-day weekend. After tomorrow, I don't really have any major plans, which suits me fine. The roads are gonna be packed with crazed shoppers, and I'd rather just relax all weekend anyway. Monday morning will be here soon enough.
Wednesday, November 21, 2007
Desperately Seeking Snow
This will be my last season of snowboarding in Utah (sniff!), so I got my board waxed the other day, and already pulled out my gear. Normally, the resorts are open by Thanksgiving. Unfortunately, we haven't had a good amount of precipitation yet. There will be a couple mountains open on Thursday, but each one will only have a couple runs open. Hardly worth a $60 lift ticket. I'm hoping for a giant, freak snowstorm tomorrow, but it doesn't look promising.
Tuesday, November 20, 2007
Makes the People Come Together
Thanks to Pete, I seem to have joined yet another online community, one centred around music. This one is Last.fm, and it seems pretty interesting so far. It tracks what I listen to, compares it to my friends, and gives recommendations. I'm always on the lookout for a new auditory addiction, and will use all the help I can get. If you decide to join, add me!
Forgot It In People
After Roosters Thursday night, I had minimal human interaction all weekend. In fact, about the only time I left home, other than work, was for the show Saturday night. And even though I was in a crowd, I didn't really talk to anyone. When I got home from work yesterday, all I could think about was how badly I wanted to hang out with my friends.
I've always been a pretty social guy, but I never really wondered why. Sometimes I think it's because I can't stand to be by--or around--myself for very long, and need others to bear the burden.
Luckily, the Nicks had a small gathering last night, and my social supply was restocked.
I've always been a pretty social guy, but I never really wondered why. Sometimes I think it's because I can't stand to be by--or around--myself for very long, and need others to bear the burden.
Luckily, the Nicks had a small gathering last night, and my social supply was restocked.
Monday, November 19, 2007
That Dang Good Stuff (Ba Ba Ba Ba!)
When I first heard "Love Shack" in 1989, I had no idea how long The B-52s had been around. It became even more obvious while I was waiting in line for their show last night. I'm usually older than most of the crowd at concerts, but last night, I was on the younger side. Felt kinda nice.
The B-52s are arguably America's best active party band. Their groovy, new wave sound is so infectious, it's nearly impossible to keep from smiling and dancing. Tickets for the show went on sale back in June, and I picked mine up immediately. It's a good thing, too, because it sold out pretty quickly.
This is only the second concert I've seen where the headliner was ballsy enough to not have an opening act. (The first was Madonna.) They came on stage in full space-cadet persona, wearing far out clothes and doing strange dances. And from the first beat, the crowd didn't stop moving. They played all their classics, and gave us a taste of "Funplex," their new album due in February. I don't know how they did it, but each song seemed to be more energetic than the one before it. They concluded the night with an extended version of "Rock Lobster," and I left smiling and feeling very satisfied.
The B-52s are arguably America's best active party band. Their groovy, new wave sound is so infectious, it's nearly impossible to keep from smiling and dancing. Tickets for the show went on sale back in June, and I picked mine up immediately. It's a good thing, too, because it sold out pretty quickly.
This is only the second concert I've seen where the headliner was ballsy enough to not have an opening act. (The first was Madonna.) They came on stage in full space-cadet persona, wearing far out clothes and doing strange dances. And from the first beat, the crowd didn't stop moving. They played all their classics, and gave us a taste of "Funplex," their new album due in February. I don't know how they did it, but each song seemed to be more energetic than the one before it. They concluded the night with an extended version of "Rock Lobster," and I left smiling and feeling very satisfied.
Sunday, November 18, 2007
Smelly Telly
Ryan went home for Thanksgiving, so the couch has been vacant for the past few days. A few nights ago, I tried to watch a movie, only to find that before he left, Ryan unhooked the DVD player to set up his new XBox 360. And my audio-visual expertise is somewhat lacking. My only consolation is our cable company's "On Demand" feature. I've been watching old episodes of Reno 911!, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, and The Henry Rollins Show. Still, it's not worth $144 every month, and once I'm living alone, I'll never have cable television ever again.
Saturday, November 17, 2007
Bump on a Log
Even though I was off today, I went to bed pretty early last night, and woke up early this morning. But this has probably been the most unproductive day ever. I sat around all day, debating on whether to go to the gym, and watched the Roseanne marathon. And it wasn't even the good, early episodes, either. The only thing I accomplished was washing two loads of laundry and making a few mix CDs for some friends. Despite all this, I don't really feel lazy or bad about myself. I deserve days like this every once in a while, and I'm going to enjoy them.
Friday, November 16, 2007
Tech-nicalities
My boss gave me a performance feedback this afternoon, and it took all of three minutes. Work ethic: great. Uniform: great. Volunteer work: great. His only issue was that he's desperate for me to make rank. So I had to reiterate how I have no desire to make rank. Maybe it's immature to think this way; but I make enough money, and I don't want any more responsibility. And all that prolonged study time is better spent drinking.
Thursday, November 15, 2007
Sidekick
This morning, I took Johnny and Sara to the airport. They're going back to Johnny's hometown, near Buffalo, New York, for Thanksgiving. This means the next week at work is going to be pretty dull and slightly annoying.
In other work news, my boss asked today if I'd like to work Sunday, which I definitely will. I'll get Friday off, and when I work Sunday, I'll get the chance to finish up some performance reports. They aren't due until after Christmas, but I'd rather finish them early and not have to worry about them while I'm home. Plus, after I get back, I'll be so busy with out-processing, I won't have time to do paperwork. So, this is kinda the calm before the storm.
In other work news, my boss asked today if I'd like to work Sunday, which I definitely will. I'll get Friday off, and when I work Sunday, I'll get the chance to finish up some performance reports. They aren't due until after Christmas, but I'd rather finish them early and not have to worry about them while I'm home. Plus, after I get back, I'll be so busy with out-processing, I won't have time to do paperwork. So, this is kinda the calm before the storm.
Monday, November 12, 2007
Desperately Trying to Save Face
I didn't really feel like doing much Saturday night, so I picked up a pizza and a few movies (Talk To Me, The Lookout, and The Lives of Others). When I walked into Blockbuster, I was perusing the gigantic wall-o-movies and totally not paying attention to where I was going. Suddenly...CRASH! I knocked a big rack of movies off a display case. Everyone stopped and looked at me. I didn't know what to do, so I just smiled and said, "I, um...did...that."
After I made my choices, I proceeded to the counter to see Phil Hering was working. I knew Phil worked for Blockbuster, but I hadn't seen him in months and wasn't sure which store he managed. We exchanged pleasantries, and I asked him how he liked working there. "Man, it SUCKS! I HATE it!" he replied. Everyone standing in line just stared at him. I don't think he realised how loud he was, so he just smiled and said, "So, how ya been?"
After I made my choices, I proceeded to the counter to see Phil Hering was working. I knew Phil worked for Blockbuster, but I hadn't seen him in months and wasn't sure which store he managed. We exchanged pleasantries, and I asked him how he liked working there. "Man, it SUCKS! I HATE it!" he replied. Everyone standing in line just stared at him. I don't think he realised how loud he was, so he just smiled and said, "So, how ya been?"
Sunday, November 11, 2007
Stockholm Syndrome
When I moved to Utah from Japan, I didn't have a lot of furniture or money, so I ordered some bedroom furniture from Ikea. It looks good, and it's inexpensive. Coincidentally, this past May, an Ikea store opened in Draper, about 40 miles south of here.
I've heard that most houses in Italy don't have closets, so yesterday, after the haircut debacle, Nick and I went down to Ikea to grab a few things. I purchased a couple dressers identical to the ones I already have, just so all my bedroom furniture matches. And even though I also acquired a couple bookshelves, I ended up spending less than I thought I would. I'm not going to assemble anything, so it's all still boxed up and sitting in the spare bedroom. I won't need it until I get to Italy, so why bother putting it together now?
By the way, have you ever been in an actual Ikea store? It's like a big maze, and you have to follow the arrows around for two hours if you have any desire to see the light of day ever again. And everything is so dazzling, it's easy to get caught up and start grabbing cool lamps and colourful chairs. I'm so proud of myself for resisting all the shiny objects.
I've heard that most houses in Italy don't have closets, so yesterday, after the haircut debacle, Nick and I went down to Ikea to grab a few things. I purchased a couple dressers identical to the ones I already have, just so all my bedroom furniture matches. And even though I also acquired a couple bookshelves, I ended up spending less than I thought I would. I'm not going to assemble anything, so it's all still boxed up and sitting in the spare bedroom. I won't need it until I get to Italy, so why bother putting it together now?
By the way, have you ever been in an actual Ikea store? It's like a big maze, and you have to follow the arrows around for two hours if you have any desire to see the light of day ever again. And everything is so dazzling, it's easy to get caught up and start grabbing cool lamps and colourful chairs. I'm so proud of myself for resisting all the shiny objects.
Getting My Ears Lowered
Getting a haircut at the base barber shop is kinda of a gamble. You get a number as soon as you walk in, and whoever cuts your hair just depends on whenever your number is called. But where else can you get a $7 mop chop?
There's a certain lady who I always seem to get, and she's kinda odd. She's very chatty and kinda fidgety, two qualities I'd rather not see in someone who cuts my hair. I think getting my hair cut is soothing, and I'd rather just close my eyes and relax. But she likes to talk about her birds and her vacations and how hard it was growing up in Utah. And she always makes flattering remarks about my eyes, one time even calling over the girl in the next chair to look at them. Awkward!
Yesterday was no different. I went to get my hair cut, and sure enough, this lady calls my number. I go and sit down, and since I've been growing my hair out for the past few weeks, I'm rather shaggy. I tell her to use a #2 clipper on the sides, but not to touch the top. She asks if she can even up the top without taking any length off. Reluctantly, I say it's okay.
I've always put up with this jittery, talkative, bat-shit-crazy lady because she does a pretty good job cutting my hair. No more! She cut quite a bit off, and now I'm gonna have to start all over to get to my goal of being able to flip it back. From now on, I'll splurge for quality haircuts at SuperCuts or Fantastic Sam's or some other classy place.
There's a certain lady who I always seem to get, and she's kinda odd. She's very chatty and kinda fidgety, two qualities I'd rather not see in someone who cuts my hair. I think getting my hair cut is soothing, and I'd rather just close my eyes and relax. But she likes to talk about her birds and her vacations and how hard it was growing up in Utah. And she always makes flattering remarks about my eyes, one time even calling over the girl in the next chair to look at them. Awkward!
Yesterday was no different. I went to get my hair cut, and sure enough, this lady calls my number. I go and sit down, and since I've been growing my hair out for the past few weeks, I'm rather shaggy. I tell her to use a #2 clipper on the sides, but not to touch the top. She asks if she can even up the top without taking any length off. Reluctantly, I say it's okay.
I've always put up with this jittery, talkative, bat-shit-crazy lady because she does a pretty good job cutting my hair. No more! She cut quite a bit off, and now I'm gonna have to start all over to get to my goal of being able to flip it back. From now on, I'll splurge for quality haircuts at SuperCuts or Fantastic Sam's or some other classy place.
The Phone Number Has Been Changed to Protect the Idiot
I saw a hand-written sign tonight that read:
Need Help?
Pre-Foreclosure
Soltions
555-1234
If I'm going to ask for any kind of financial help, especially when it comes to foreclosure, I'm going to make damn sure the person I hire knows how to spell the solution he or she promises.
Need Help?
Pre-Foreclosure
Soltions
555-1234
If I'm going to ask for any kind of financial help, especially when it comes to foreclosure, I'm going to make damn sure the person I hire knows how to spell the solution he or she promises.
Saturday, November 10, 2007
B-4 (and After and During and Inbetween)
Last night, Pete, Brian, John, Ryan, Jeremy, Doug and I went to a monthly fundraiser known as "Cyber Slut Bingo." The Cyber Sluts are a local troupe of drag queens who make appearances around the valley to raise money for various charities. It's almost a stretch to call them drag queens, though. Sure, they wear wigs, dresses, and make-up, but they're not really trying to hide anything.
See what I mean? The most ironic thing is that it was held at the First Baptist Church in SLC. I grew up Baptist, and they don't normally look too kindly on bingo. Or drag queens.
We'd been talking about going for a long time, and we had so much fun, I don't know why we haven't gone before. There were tons of ridiculous rules that, if not followed, resulted in everyone at the table making asses of themselves. Luckily, nobody at our table broke any of them. There were some amazing prizes (though nobody at our table won), and all the money raised went to the Utah AIDS Foundation. I'm definitely gonna try to get some people to go next month.
See what I mean? The most ironic thing is that it was held at the First Baptist Church in SLC. I grew up Baptist, and they don't normally look too kindly on bingo. Or drag queens.
We'd been talking about going for a long time, and we had so much fun, I don't know why we haven't gone before. There were tons of ridiculous rules that, if not followed, resulted in everyone at the table making asses of themselves. Luckily, nobody at our table broke any of them. There were some amazing prizes (though nobody at our table won), and all the money raised went to the Utah AIDS Foundation. I'm definitely gonna try to get some people to go next month.
Friday, November 09, 2007
Slacking Off
Lately, I've been taking quite a few liberties at work that I normally wouldn't take. Since I'm technically a shift worker, I'm not required to attend squadron PT. Because of this, I'm allowed to take three hours of work time each week to go to the gym. But lately, that means leaving whenever I feel like it. And today, I opted to stay in the shop all afternoon and take care of the two tons of paperwork that would normally force me to stay late or work through lunch. I haven't shined my boots all week, and I'm in dire need of a haircut.
But you know what? Nobody seems to care. Everyone knows all the military are leaving in a few months, and the attitude has become so relaxed that everything just slides by. Things that would normally set the boss off are barely even noticed. I'm loving it right now, but I hope it doesn't make me too lazy when I get to Italy.
But you know what? Nobody seems to care. Everyone knows all the military are leaving in a few months, and the attitude has become so relaxed that everything just slides by. Things that would normally set the boss off are barely even noticed. I'm loving it right now, but I hope it doesn't make me too lazy when I get to Italy.
Thursday, November 08, 2007
"This is the first time I've ever been early for work...except all those Daylight Savings days. Lousy farmers."*
Let me just say, I don't like this getting dark at 5:30 shit.
*Homer Simpson
*Homer Simpson
Wednesday, November 07, 2007
Members Only
I'm having another Andy Rooney moment, but you know what I can't stand? Those stupid little loyalty discount cards at grocery stores. I always forget mine in my truck, and don't want to stop in the middle of shopping to go out and grab it. I figure it won't make that much of a difference, but when I look at my receipt, it says "You could have saved $9.37 with your Rewards Club Card!"
Dang!
Why can't they just have sales like normal stores? Or better yet, lower their prices all the time! Now, there's a savvy idea!
Dang!
Why can't they just have sales like normal stores? Or better yet, lower their prices all the time! Now, there's a savvy idea!
Breakfast of Champions - Mad Props #7
A few weeks ago, I was browsing the organic section at the grocery store. Normally, I have a Slim Fast for breakfast because it's quick, easy, and holds me over perfectly until lunch. But sometimes, I want something with a little more substance. Which led me to Back to Nature's Organic Cherry Vanilla Granola. I love granola, but this stuff blew me away. The granola is slightly sweet, and the dried cherries add just enough tartness. It's expensive and the package is kinda small, but it's totally worth it. And it's even better with soy milk. Mad props to a breakfast cereal that can make my mouth water at 5:30 in the evening.
Tuesday, November 06, 2007
Decompression
A little piece of me died last week, which sent me into somewhat of a downward shame spiral. At first, I was just in a mild depression, but now it's having a bit of a physiological effect. My stomach hurts. I have constant headaches. I'm not sleeping well.
It's not rare for me to go through these little episodes. Sometimes I can see them coming, but this one snuck up pretty quickly, probably due to recent events I should have avoided, but chose not to. The best I can do is try not to let anyone know what's going on, though that's not always healthy. I know people love me and don't want to see me hurt. I just don't like to burden people.
Luckily, I think the worst has passed. I ran today for the first time in over a week. I'd forgotten how good it feels. I laughed all day at work with Johnny. I resisted the urge to be rude to someone just because he was rude to me. A friend hugged me.
The only good thing about depression is coming out on the other side a better person.
It's not rare for me to go through these little episodes. Sometimes I can see them coming, but this one snuck up pretty quickly, probably due to recent events I should have avoided, but chose not to. The best I can do is try not to let anyone know what's going on, though that's not always healthy. I know people love me and don't want to see me hurt. I just don't like to burden people.
Luckily, I think the worst has passed. I ran today for the first time in over a week. I'd forgotten how good it feels. I laughed all day at work with Johnny. I resisted the urge to be rude to someone just because he was rude to me. A friend hugged me.
The only good thing about depression is coming out on the other side a better person.
Sunday, November 04, 2007
Luck of the Draw
The Nicks had another poker party at their house last night. I'm not a huge poker fan, nor am I a very experienced player; but it's fun to go and hang out and have a few leisurely drinks. Last night, I ended up playing two games. I was out of the first game pretty early, but ended up taking second place in the second game. The craziest thing was how the cards seemed to fall for Andrew Zimmerman. I would be so proud of my three-of-a-kind, and he'd come back with a flush. And it happened so many times! Obviously, he took first place. For my efforts, I won my money back, which was the same result as last time they had a poker party. I'd say that's some pretty inexpensive fun.
Cinema Nouveau
My movie-watching habits have declined quite a bit in recent months, but over the past week, I've been three times. Sunday, a group of us went to see The Darjeeling Limited. Stylistically, it's obviously a Wes Anderson film, with a stellar soundtrack and an almost innocent look to it. It's a very heartwarming film, not as good as The Royal Tenenbaums, but better than Life Aquatic. I love when his films concentrate on family relationships.
Thursday, I saw Lars and the Real Girl, starring Ryan Gosling, a very promising actor. (Have you seen Half Nelson? Amazing!) This was one of the sweetest films I've seen in a long time. It was endearing without being sappy, which is a hard rope to walk.
Yesterday, I went to see Gone Baby Gone, a very heavy film that raised some interesting moral issues. I don't know which I appreciate more--Casey Affleck's performance or Ben Affleck's direction. Both are grounded, assured, and accurate. This was based on a book by Dennis Lehane, the same guy who wrote Mystic River. I thought that film was a little overrated, but this one is subtle, dark, and moving.
I'll probably slack off on movies for a while, but there are a few more due to be released this year that I will be catching. Among them, Before the Devil Knows You're Dead, Juno, There Will Be Blood, and No Country For Old Men.
Thursday, I saw Lars and the Real Girl, starring Ryan Gosling, a very promising actor. (Have you seen Half Nelson? Amazing!) This was one of the sweetest films I've seen in a long time. It was endearing without being sappy, which is a hard rope to walk.
Yesterday, I went to see Gone Baby Gone, a very heavy film that raised some interesting moral issues. I don't know which I appreciate more--Casey Affleck's performance or Ben Affleck's direction. Both are grounded, assured, and accurate. This was based on a book by Dennis Lehane, the same guy who wrote Mystic River. I thought that film was a little overrated, but this one is subtle, dark, and moving.
I'll probably slack off on movies for a while, but there are a few more due to be released this year that I will be catching. Among them, Before the Devil Knows You're Dead, Juno, There Will Be Blood, and No Country For Old Men.
Saturday, November 03, 2007
Shook Me All Night Long
Last night, Jonathan and I went to Bar Deluxe, a little dive just south of downtown SLC. Our purpose? To see Hell's Belles, an all-female AC/DC tribute band. I'd seen them briefly back in June, but wanted to experience a full-scale show.
The opening band was a local hard-rock outfit called Thunderfist. They were pretty good, especially for a local band, but the only song I can remember is one called "Money, Bitches, and Cocaine."
Hell's Belles have been touring for a long time, and they totally have their AC/DC act down. Adrian Conner is a dead ringer for Angus Young and wails on the guitar just like him. She did Angus's signature duck walk, ran back and forth across the stage, climbed on the shoulders of an audience member, and fell on the floor convulsing, all while spouting out classic AC/DC riffs and making weird facial expressions. She even wore the school outfit, though instead of shorts, she wore a mini-skirt. They've definitely done their homework.
They played all the classic AC/DC songs and the show wasn't over until nearly 1 AM. And there wasn't a moment where the crowd didn't have their hands in the air. There was an amazingly large number of lesbians there, and they totally rocked the hardest. God bless those lesbians.
The opening band was a local hard-rock outfit called Thunderfist. They were pretty good, especially for a local band, but the only song I can remember is one called "Money, Bitches, and Cocaine."
Hell's Belles have been touring for a long time, and they totally have their AC/DC act down. Adrian Conner is a dead ringer for Angus Young and wails on the guitar just like him. She did Angus's signature duck walk, ran back and forth across the stage, climbed on the shoulders of an audience member, and fell on the floor convulsing, all while spouting out classic AC/DC riffs and making weird facial expressions. She even wore the school outfit, though instead of shorts, she wore a mini-skirt. They've definitely done their homework.
They played all the classic AC/DC songs and the show wasn't over until nearly 1 AM. And there wasn't a moment where the crowd didn't have their hands in the air. There was an amazingly large number of lesbians there, and they totally rocked the hardest. God bless those lesbians.
Friday, November 02, 2007
City Song
I stayed at Drew and Becky's Wednesday night, not because I had too much to drink, but because I was exhausted and didn't want to drive an hour back home. So, Thursday morning, I woke up and decided to go directly into Salt Lake CIty to do a little walking around. I spent all morning at the Cocoa Cafe, a very relaxing coffee shop.
And after lunch at a great little Thai restaurant with my friend Pete, I spent the rest of the day walking around downtown. I sat in bookstores, shopped in boutiques, watched a movie, and browsed art galleries.
It was the perfect, crisp autumn day. I've really fallen in love with Salt Lake City. It's gonna be so hard to leave.
And after lunch at a great little Thai restaurant with my friend Pete, I spent the rest of the day walking around downtown. I sat in bookstores, shopped in boutiques, watched a movie, and browsed art galleries.
It was the perfect, crisp autumn day. I've really fallen in love with Salt Lake City. It's gonna be so hard to leave.
Thursday, November 01, 2007
Just In Case
Drew and Becky are having a small Halloween gathering tonight, and that means drinking. As a pre-emptive measure, I took tomorrow and Friday off. Not that I plan on getting totally smashed tonight, but I'd rather not make the drive home too late. And what's the point of taking Thursday off if I have to work Friday? Plus, I've been feeling a little under the weather all week, so a couple days off to fully recover and take care of some long-delayed errands will be nice.
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