Smelly Telly

Ryan went home for Thanksgiving, so the couch has been vacant for the past few days. A few nights ago, I tried to watch a movie, only to find that before he left, Ryan unhooked the DVD player to set up his new XBox 360. And my audio-visual expertise is somewhat lacking. My only consolation is our cable company's "On Demand" feature. I've been watching old episodes of Reno 911!, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, and The Henry Rollins Show. Still, it's not worth $144 every month, and once I'm living alone, I'll never have cable television ever again.