"So, THIS is why some animals eat their young."

It's Mother's Day (did everyone remember to call their hot mommas?), and the Oxygen Network (my guiltiest of guilty pleasures) is having a Roseanne marathon. I'm working on putting links on my sidebar, but I keep getting distracted by that annoying yet catchy laugh of hers. The earlier ones are better than the later ones, but they're all pretty funny. I have my mac sitting on my lap, and it keeps jiggling around when I laugh. Yeah, I know that by admitting this, I have given up my right to a penis. Just put me out of my misery.