"Lurch" - This guy must be at least 6'5", and he looks like a skeleton with skin hanging on it.
"Leprechaun" - Really short red-headed guy who is always on the stairmaster.
"Pat" - I seriously don't know if it's a man or a woman.
"Mullet Boy" - 'nuf said.
"Tupac" - Bears an uncanny resemblance to Tupac Shakur.
"Tex" - Stepped right out of the old west, and even has a handlebar moustache.
"Muffin Tops" - She wears spandex pants and a sports bra, but she shouldn't.
"Hottie McHottie" - I see her on the cross trainer on Tuesdays and Thursdays. We've made eye contact exactly twice.
"Bitch" - Lady who walks really slow on the treadmill and totally ignores the big sign that says "30 minute time limit on cardio equipment" even when there are people waiting for her fat ass to get off.
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