Today, I had to do something I haven't had to do in about six years--pee in front of someone. I was randomly selected today for the Air Force's Drug Demand Reduction Program, meaning I had two hours to report to a little room and produce a urine specimen. And I'm not pee-shy, by any means, but it's not exactly easy to go when someone is all up in your stuff.
And it's so serious. I don't recommend making small talk with the pecker checker. ("Heard any good jokes lately?" definitely didn't go over well.)
The worst part is after I left, I had to pee every 30 minutes for the rest of the day. But when I mentioned this to Allyson (who's six months pregnant), she had no sympathy at all.