I had a physical yesterday, which took all of ten minutes, and I didn't even have to drop my pants. After that, I had a dental exam, which went equally well. When the dentist came in, she and the dental tech were having a conversation about Italians. They were totally cracking me up the whole time, and it's not easy to laugh when someone has their hands in your mouth. But my point is this: if you floss every night, your dental check-ups are a breeze.