Conversation on Easter at Caleb's house:
Sarah: Have you been outside a lot lately?
Me: Yeah, I helped a buddy sod his lawn yesterday.
Sarah: Well, you look really tan.
Me: Thanks. That's the best compliment I've gotten all day.
Caleb: Gee, Curtis, you're looking very bulgey down there.
Me: Ooh, sorry, Sarah. We have a new winner.