Friday, August 12, 2005

The Curtis Sutra

Sex baffles me. Sometimes I think about it, but I just don't understand it. I'm not really talking about why people are attracted or natural selection or other strange desires. More like the mechanics of everything. It seems like such an odd procedure. Why did God make it like that? And what led early man to experiment with his body and the body of his partner to lead to such a ridiculous looking position (or positions)? And why are certain parts located where they are? Why isn't my penis growing out the side of my head or like a sixth finger? Why are vaginas shaped the way they are?
Of course, the whole attraction thing baffles me, too, but that's a whole different can of worms I'm not even thinking about opening right now.

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