What are you lookin' at?

The weather has been gorgeous lately, and I'm getting really sick of wearing long sleeves all the time. I think I'm just going to say, "To hell with it," and wear short sleeves despite my scaly arms. And when people ask me what happened to my arms, I'll just say, "Yeah, it's this new strain of really contagious herpes. There's no cure and you can get it just by making eye contact with someone who has it." That'll shut 'em up real quick.