Betting on Red?

Appropriately enough, the Nevada caucus is this weekend, right when several close friends and I will be in The Silver State for what I've deemed Project VULVA (Very Unsober Las Vegas Adventure). Coincidentally, I happened to catch yesterday's episode of The Colbert Report, featuring this segment:

This just proves what a genius Stephen Colbert is, even without writers. Also, I just read there will be caucusing at nine casinos on the Strip. Obviously, I won't be able to vote, but maybe I can find out some good information on the candidates.