Yesterday, Drew and Becky had an Independence Day barbecue. My mission was to bring the beer ball. It was over five gallons of beer, and we finished it in just over two hours. Mission: accomplished!
Several from Becky's family were there, including her Mom, Jo, who had, by far, the best line of the day when she asked Adam, "Are you screwing my daughter?!?!"
Waste not, want not. Right, John?
One of the many phases of John's drunkenness is when he likes to head-butt things. Here is Kyle fighting back.
You know it's a good barbecue when the girls get all grabby with each other.
Poor Ryan gets caught in the crossfire of John and Becky flipping each other off, while Toby goes for the popcorn.
We eventually got around to setting off some fireworks. The roman candles were tasty, but they gave me some serious heartburn.
I'm not going to get into what John was doing to Toby, but here's a hint: it's illegal in 47 states.
Sparklers are always my favourite!
I can't remember when I've had as much fun at a barbecue. Well, except the last time Drew and Becky had a barbecue. There were tons of people there, including many I met for the first time. A huge thanks to Drew and Becky for opening up their home and reminding us that getting drunk is what independence is all about.
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